The hit television show 90 Day Fiancé has taken the world by storm. No longer are Americans forced to date each other. They can now take their extreme proclivities and force them upon unsuspecting foreigners. Here are 4 types of international daters.

3 types of international daters.
3 types of international daters. Photo by Omar Lopez on Unsplash

First Type of International Dater

The first type of international dater is the old man who falls in love with the young third-world girl. This guy couldn’t get a woman this young in his wildest dreams back in the States. Now this youthful woman is looking to get out of a grave situation. Often she has a kid in tow and wants a better life for her and her child. The man usually messes it up thinking of the woman as a gold digger, never realizing what kind of scum bucket he is himself. They can work if they both see things for what they are.

Second Type of International Dater

Nigerian international dater.
Nigerian international dater. Photo by David Rotimi on Unsplash

The second type of international dater is the old woman with the younger man. Often this callow man is from Nigeria. These men seem to be fashionable back in the trailer parks of the south. The Nigerian wants a better life with indoor plumbing. The woman wants a young stud who can satisfy her desires. However, both types of daters are hard-headed and want to be in charge. This match will never work out.

Third Type of International Dater

Muslim international dater.
Muslim international dater. Photo by Mitchell Luo on Unsplash

The third type of international dater runs into the same problems as the second. These American women fall in love for the Muslim man from the patriarchal countries. Mostly in Northern Africa or the Middle East. The woman realizes that the Muslim culture is not the same as America. To the Muslim man, woman are second-class citizens. The American woman can rarely handle this. Although, it works out more than the youthful man and the older woman. This is because some women are less inclined to want to be in charge.

Fourth Type of International Dater

Russian international daters.
Russian international daters. Photo by naeim jafari on Unsplash

The fourth type of international dater is the guy that thinks they can score a perfect 10 Russian. They think they are scoring these supermodels because they assume Russia is a third-world country. Unfortunately, this isn’t the case. Russians have running water. They also have a large mafioso presence. These mafiosos use pictures of gorgeous Russian women. Then, charging per message, they reel in gullible Americans. The entire time the American is talking to a fat Russian named Igor.

These are four types of international daters. They’re many more. But these are the most comical and make the show 90 Day Fiancé a success.